RE: [NetEpic ML] Famous quotes from the 40k universe

From: <jyrki.saari_at_...>
Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 14:17:14 +0200

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Subject: Re: [NetEpic ML] Famous quotes from the 40k universe


Do you know who made those quotes? :)

Some of them:

"War does not only determine who is right, but also who is left"
-Tactica Imperium


"There's no such thing as too many tanks"
-Captain Hans Kreuger

"Inspiration grows from the barrel of a gun"
-This is a RT era quote with no name attached.


"Victory does not always lie with the biggest guns, but they're not a bad start"
-Ditto

And some more:
"What I can't crush with words I crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard"
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius

"Arm yourself fools, the enemy are within us!"
-Last statement of Librarian Troos, FivesEye Campaign

"Question: What's the Emperor ever done for me?
Answer: What have you ever done for the Emperor?"
-Training Questions, Administratum Cant and Dogma

"Victory needs no explanation. Defeat allows none."
-This is a RT era quote with no name attached.

"Success is commemorated; Failure merely remembered"
-This is a RT era quote with no name attached.

This is too long, but it's hilarious:
"Should a machine not function upon striking the panel marked "on" this is an omen of great ill. The reasons ascribed may be as follows. Firstly, the function of inadequate preparation on the part of the operator. Secondly, the action of the machine whose spirit may refuse the binding of the operator. Thirdly, the malintent of some third party upon the operator or machine. The operator must repeat the ritual from the beginning, repurifying himself, enscribing the runes, intoning the incantations, and striking the panel marked "on". Should this procedure fail, the operator must recourse to consulting the instruction manual."
-Runic spaceflight - An Introduction: Naval Flight Manual W110E



Jyrki Saari

P.S Has anybody taken a look at Legowars 2? Some hilarious parodies of 40k quotes there. And if someone actually has the rules, please contact me off list.


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