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---------------------- Forwarded by Stuart Harrison/ARMY/DOD/AU on
01/04/2003 13:18 ---------------------------
SGT James Collison at ROCKHAMPTON
31/03/2003 12:34
To: Robert Avery/NLG-T/LAVARACK/DOD/AU, Glen Allen/35 FD
SQN/LAVARACK/DOD/AU, Mark Drummond/21 CONST SQN/GALLIPOLI/DOD/AU,
David Moore7/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, ROCKY PERS, Peter
Tallon/ARMY/DOD/AU, "tina" <mulberryt_at_...>
cc:
Subject: SEC: UNCLASSIFIED:-Fwd: TIME FOR SOME IRAQ ONE LINERS
---------------------- Forwarded by James Collison/42
RQR/ROCKHAMPTON/DOD/AU on 31/03/2003 12:33 ---------------------------
CPL Kylee Davis at MOUNT ISA
31/03/2003 11:20
To: Alan Booth/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Kevin
Brown2/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, James Collison/42
RQR/ROCKHAMPTON/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Kevin
Smith/RTC-NQ/LAVARACK/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE
cc:
Subject: SEC: UNCLASSIFIED:-Fwd: TIME FOR SOME IRAQ ONE LINERS
Subject: FW: UNCLASSIFIED:-Fwd: TIME FOR SOME IRAQ ONE LINERS
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What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.
Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them
there.
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ... B-1
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming
from!
Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
Received on Thu Apr 24 2003 - 03:59:54 UTC