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---------------------- Forwarded by Stuart Harrison/ARMY/DOD/AU on
09/04/2003 12:37 ---------------------------
SGT Peter Croagh (S1-2 NORFORCE) at LARRAKEYAH BARRACKS
09/04/2003 11:55
To: Dale Andrews/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Female Friends, Monique
Haeta/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Stuart
Harrison/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Gary Langcake/42
RQR/ROCKHAMPTON/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Philip Macmillan/ARMY/DOD/AU,
Bernard McKeon/APS/DOD/AU, Deanne Saunderson/8 7
RVR/WATSONIA/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Kym Scobie/APS/DOD/AU, Sis,
Kerryanne Walters/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE
cc:
Subject: SEC: UNCLASSIFIED:-Questionnaire - who do airport security
staff check
---------------------- Forwarded by Peter Croagh/ARMY/DOD/AU on 09/04/2003
11:37 ---------------------------
CPL Clifford Smith1 at ROBERTSON BARRACKS
09/04/2003 11:12
To: Clinton E Butler/NORFORCE-LARRAKEYAH/NOR/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Roger
Chin/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Peter Croagh/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE,
Andrew Feige1/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Glenn
Fisher/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Elizabeth Grenfell/1
JSU/GALLIPOLI/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Glynis
Lacey/AFSU/LIVERPOOL/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Rodger
Lacey/NORFORCE-LARRAKEYAH/NOR/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Jason
Mayne1/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Narelle
Mclean1/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, Robyn Pass/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE,
David Schafer/ARMY/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE, John
Twomey/2RAR/LAVARACK/DOD/AU_at_AUSTDEFENCE
cc:
Subject: SEC: UNCLASSIFIED:-Questionnaire - who do airport security
staff check
HOW Soon We Forget . Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past
history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Kylie Minoque
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones & The Monkees
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Meatloaf
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Tarzan
b. Hillary Clinton (to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
problems)
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 11 September 2001 four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash
by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Lawrence of Arabia
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Ned Kelly
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 the Sari Nightclub in Kuta Beach, Bali, was blown up killing
189 young (mainly Australian) tourists by:
a. The "Bundy" Polar Bear
b. Ho Chi Minh
c. Paul Keating
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
do you? So, to ensure democratic western Christian civilisation never
offends anyone - particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport
security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile (or target)
certain people. They must only conduct random searches of 80-year-old
women, people in wheelchairs, little kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the U.S.
President's security detail, 85-year old World War II veterans with
metal hips, and Boy Scout groups. They must never "target" a turban
wearing 17 to 40 year old male who appears to have a suspicious package
tied around his body. This would be unjustified discrimination! Send
this to as many people as you can so that the "do gooders," greenies and
other misguided fools, including some High Court Judges, who want to
thwart common sense feel doubly ashamed of themselves. As Forest Gump (a
product of decadent democratic western Christian civilisation) so aptly
put it, "Stupid is as stupid does!"
NOTE: If you scored 13 out of 13 you are a probably a racist.
Received on Thu Apr 24 2003 - 04:42:03 UTC