[NetEpic ML] Re: Low Blow

From: Weasel Fierce <septimus__at_...>
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 15:05:55 GMT

>Hi Weasel!
>
>And we agreed on so much lately...... ;)

back to the old days ? ;)

>How can a Gargant move 15cm per turn, when it only has feet?

The orks leap out and push the gargant...

>
>How can the Gutbuster Ball template, even hope to fit inside the
>Gutbuster Cannon?

Because the weapon actually fires half the gun barrel as well....the grots
need a turn to repair it, so thats why it takes a turn to reload

>
>How can a Gorgon plow through a forest in one turn? Maybe, IF it had a
>warp reactor, and weighed ten times more.
>

It has a squad of imperial guard chainsawers attached to it

>How can the Leviathan model possibly carry 1 whole company of troops,
>plus thier transports? Need I mention the Capitol Imperialis?
>


Shrink rays

>How can 2 stands of troops fit in ANY of the tanks or APC's?
>

They dont mind sitting with their noses in each others arm pits


>Really, how can a Mole Morter shell tunnel 150cm in one Phase?
>

It doesnt....callidus assasins plant the bombs before the game
starts.....the gun model is just a decoy


>
>
>
>Maybe, the titan DOES bend slightly, and extend the Chain Fist
>onto/into/near the ground? Maybe, the troops just soil thier pants, and
>run, in stark raving terror?
>

Okay, maybe not so serious answers :)

Fair enough answer.,...but is a titan with a chainfist more terrifying to
beastmen, than a titan with a power fist?


Anyway, a titan fear rule would be great...while unable to kill much
infantry when charging, they should certainly be able to drive them off
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