Here is, what I have been reliably informed, the Black and White Space
marine joke. I seem to have heard it before, though, so it was probably
nicked from something else, but hey... I've probably got most of this
wrong, in stlye if not in content, so all comments welcome.
NOTE: Not for the easily bored, or those of a nervous disposition.
Once there was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike,
who went to his Chapter Master's house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike
went to his Chapter Master.
"Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter."
"Well," said the Chapter Master, "If you want to marry my
daughter, you'll have to climb the Mighty Ice Peaks of Ketrak."
"Fair enough," said the Black and White Space Marine on the
Black and White Bike, and he left the house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
And so the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike climbed the Ice Peaks of Ketrak, and six months later returned to
his Chapter Master's house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike
went to his Chapter Master.
"Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter."
"Well," said the Chapter Master, "If you want to marry my
daughter, you'll have to slay the Fearsome Death-Monster of Otrt and
bring me it's head."
"Fair enough," said the Black and White Space Marine on the
Black and White Bike, and he left the house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
And so the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike slew the Fearsome Death Monster of Otrt, and two weeks later
returned to his Chapter Master's house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike
went to his Chapter Master.
"Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter.
Here's the head of the Fearsome Death Monster of Otrt."
"Well," said the Chapter Master, "If you want to marry my
daughter, you'll have to swim the Acid Lake round the back of the
house."
"Fair enough," said the Black and White Space Marine on the
Black and White Bike, and he left the house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
And so the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike swam across the Acid Lake, and ten minutes later returned to his
Chapter Masters house.
"Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
White Bike?" Asked the guard.
"Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
Bike.
"OK, pass." Said the guard.
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike
went to his Chapter Master.
"Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter."
"OK."
Thanks be to God for the Copy and Paste function...
<emblem of Slaanesh>
'Mad Dog' McAlister
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Received on Wed Sep 24 1997 - 17:38:28 UTC