[Epic] Fw: More Beckham...

From: Geoff Kemp <geoffkemp_at_...>
Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 21:16:14 +0100

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>> Q. What is the difference between David Beckham and an Airfix
>> model without any Adhesive?
>> A. One is a Glueless Kit.............
>>
>>
>> Q. What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh spice?
>> A. Posh spice doesn't kickback when taken from behind.
>>
>>
>> Q. What's the difference between a chubby baby with angel wings,
>> holding a bow and arrow jumping over a bus on a motorbike.....
>> and David Beckham?
>> A. Well, ones a Cupid stunt and the other is a .....
>>
>>
>> David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the
>> students if anyone can give him an example of a 'tragedy'.
>> One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who
>> lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along
>> and killed him that would be a tragedy. No, Beckham says that
>> would be an ACCIDENT. A girl raises her hand. If a school bus
>> carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone
>> involved..... that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not, explains
>> Beckham. That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS. The room is
>> silent, none of the children volunteer. What? asks Beckham,
>> Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?
>> Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he
>> says If an aeroplane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a
>> bomb, *that* would would be a tragedy. Wonderful Beckham beams.
>> Marvellous and can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?
>> Well says the boy because it wouldn't be an accident and it
>> certainly wouldn't be a great loss.
>>
>> What's the difference between Dani Behr and David Beckham?
>> Dani Behr only screwed half the English team.
>>
>>
>> ESSEX GIRL JOKE.
>>
>> Q. What do Glenn Hoddle and Essex girls have in common?
>> A. They both prefer Seamen to Flowers.
>>
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