RE: [Epic] Stress fractures etc

From: Brian Douglas <bdouglas_at_...>
Date: Fri, 23 May 1997 12:07:06 PDT

On Fri, 23 May 1997 09:45:11 +1000 (EST) Chris Weigt wrote:

> On Thu, 22 May 1997, John Erickson wrote:
>
> > >How about botany. Reading is a nice safe hobby too.
> > >Sincerely,William A. Calderwood
> >
> > Botany!!! The poor guy would probably find a huge Venus Flytrap
> > and end up getting digested by a plant. Reading!!! Good God
> > man have you never heard of paper cuts? He would be shearing
> > fingers off left and right. His best bet is to challenge fate,
find even
> > more dangerous hobbies. After all he did get lifted off his feet
by
> > his eyeball, if that won't do him in what will?
> > John
> I know a hobby he could take up - solo abseiling! Thats solo as in
the
> climbing term, ie without ropes and protection. The pinnacle of
abseiling
> IMHO, and here we have a man who is destined to be the abseiling
messiah!
> Anyone this survivable will simply outlive the competition 8)
> (Personally I reckon he has some bizarre form of the save ability 8)
> Chris
>
These suggestions have cheered me up no end, thanx chaps.

Chris' comment reminds me of an Angel I once knew (Hells, not Blood or
Dark):
        "I will never die...
         God doesn't want me and the Devil can't take the competition"
 ]:}
However, my destiny is clear and I go to face my most daunting
challenge. In 8 days I get married and pass over onto a new plane of
existence. I'd be grateful though if anyone could give me ideas/jokes
for my speech, perhaps privately.

Cheers,

Bonz
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