Hehe, this is turning out to be an interesting thread :)
Rune
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From: <jyrki.saari_at_...>
To: <netepic_at_yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 9:48 AM
Subject: [NetEpic ML] TERROR OF THE GAMING TABLES!
> Since you started it...
>
> Jyrki is a special card which can be taken by any Imperial Guard army. He
costs no points and anybody actually taking him receives a sympathy gift of
5 Victory Points.
>
> Jyrki
> Move : 15cm (Disporportionally long legs)
> CAF : -1(Muscles atrophied from disuse; spends all his time reading and
playing & designing silly games)
> Save : 9+ (If, by some miracle, Jyrki actually makes his save he must
re-roll it. The second result is final even if it is succsful.)
> At's : Special (You really don't want to know.)
> Weapon : Special
> Range : Special
> TSM : Special
> Notes : Even though Jyrki is pathetic in personal combat he has some
special attacks which are justly feared by those with the misfortune of
actually having played with him.
>
> 1) Continuous Whine: Continuous whine affets all units (friend or foe)
within 15cm of Jyrki. Any units in the radius must make an immediate morale
check with a -2 modifier or go on fall back orders. Even units normally
immune to morale check are not safe and they are considered to have a morale
level of 1. Psychic saves of any kind are of no use.This power is active all
the time; he does not have to concentrate on it.
>
> 2) Bad Joke Barrage: This attack uses the flamer template. Any units even
partially under it are hit on 4+. The attack has a -2 saving throw modifier.
Units failing their save are removed as their heads explode or they are
bored to death. Titans or praetorians in the area are hit on the bridge.
>
> 3) Spontaneous Combustion: On any end phase where Jyrki's side has less
victory points than the opponent's side roll a die. On 4+ Jyrki explodes:
center a gutbuster template on him. Anything even partially under the
template is instantly reduced to its component atoms. After that, Jyrki is
removed and his opponent automatically wins.
>
> 4) Cloud of Extreme Demoralization: When Jyrki is in play all units on his
side suffer a -1 modifier to their morale rolls.
>
> Jyrki Saari
>
> -There is no such thing as free lunch because eating takes time and time
is money.
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Received on Fri May 17 2002 - 09:59:14 UTC