TERROR OF THE GAMING TABLES!

From: <jyrki.saari_at_...>
Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 10:48:16 +0300

Since you started it...

Jyrki is a special card which can be taken by any Imperial Guard army. He costs no points and anybody actually taking him receives a sympathy gift of 5 Victory Points.

Jyrki
Move : 15cm (Disporportionally long legs)
CAF : -1(Muscles atrophied from disuse; spends all his time reading and playing & designing silly games)
Save : 9+ (If, by some miracle, Jyrki actually makes his save he must re-roll it. The second result is final even if it is succsful.)
At's : Special (You really don't want to know.)
Weapon : Special
Range : Special
TSM : Special
Notes : Even though Jyrki is pathetic in personal combat he has some special attacks which are justly feared by those with the misfortune of actually having played with him.

1) Continuous Whine: Continuous whine affets all units (friend or foe) within 15cm of Jyrki. Any units in the radius must make an immediate morale check with a -2 modifier or go on fall back orders. Even units normally immune to morale check are not safe and they are considered to have a morale level of 1. Psychic saves of any kind are of no use.This power is active all the time; he does not have to concentrate on it.

2) Bad Joke Barrage: This attack uses the flamer template. Any units even partially under it are hit on 4+. The attack has a -2 saving throw modifier. Units failing their save are removed as their heads explode or they are bored to death. Titans or praetorians in the area are hit on the bridge.

3) Spontaneous Combustion: On any end phase where Jyrki's side has less victory points than the opponent's side roll a die. On 4+ Jyrki explodes: center a gutbuster template on him. Anything even partially under the template is instantly reduced to its component atoms. After that, Jyrki is removed and his opponent automatically wins.

4) Cloud of Extreme Demoralization: When Jyrki is in play all units on his side suffer a -1 modifier to their morale rolls.

Jyrki Saari

-There is no such thing as free lunch because eating takes time and time is money.
Received on Fri May 17 2002 - 07:48:16 UTC