So, basically, you're the ultimate cheesy unit? ;)
Rune
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Fra: Peter Ramos [mailto:primarch_at_...]
Sendt: 17. mai 2002 19:35
Til: netepic_at_yahoogroups.com
Emne: RE: [NetEpic ML] TERROR OF THE GAMING TABLES!
Hi!
Now you guys KNOW I couldn't resist this, here goes....
Primarch "pete"
Move: Special. If an internet connection his move is infinite, reaching
net epic members al over the world with blinding speed. If no connection
is present his move is ZERO. He's fat, lazy and incapable of physical
exercise.
Save: 1+ Unmodified. He's resistant to all attacks merely because he
pretty much ignores everything except net epic. An attack versus Net
Epic produces a self-immolation attack which destroys everything within
2d6 miles. But as long as people play net epic he regenerates back to
full health in d6 days.
CAF: Unavoidable. Once he has his eye on a member to get to do something
for net epic he hits repeatedly and unerringly until the victim
surrenders and does what the primarch wants. It ignores cover modifiers.
Attacks: As many as needed. The most common are:
1. Incessant nagging- if the primarch wants something from you he will
persistently and annoyingly nag, nag, nag until you finish what he
wants. No save (although it is rumored keeping offline helps).
2. Soothing aura- when the primarch senses discontent and strife amongst
his charges he sends a wave of "calmness" through the mailing list where
all list members make a save at -6 to immediately stop all manner of
discussions and sing "all you need is love".
3. Ray of boredom- a deadly attack where he stupefies all listeners by
talking about the "good ol days" and how much epic stuff he has. Its
range is infinite if an internet connection exists.
Peter
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Received on Fri May 17 2002 - 17:45:24 UTC