Re: [Epic] cheese

From: Jyrki Saari <js54904_at_...>
Date: Wed, 29 Jan 1997 09:04:42 +0200 (EET)

[snip]
> This all sounds a little Orwellian to me:
> GW: "What's two plus two?"
> Gamer: (weakly) "four..."
> Huge amounts of pain are fed through the gamer's system.
> GW: "Two plus two is three. What's two plus two?"
> Gamer: (weakly) "three?"
> Huge amounts of pain are fed through the gamer's system.
> GW: "Say it like you mean it next time! What two plus two?"
>
> Or something along those lines. Or maybe it would go more like this:
>
> "GW is your friend, GW is like a big brother to you, GW is the only thing
> standing between you and eternal damnation...give us more money please."
>

Gamer: (trembling) gives out a large sum of money.
Huge amounts of pain are fed through the gamer's system.
GW: "You didn't smile, citizen. Remember that happiness is mandatory. Now give
us twice that amount and SMILE!"

> Michael the Liu
>
>

Jyrki Saari
js54904_at_...
Received on Wed Jan 29 1997 - 07:04:42 UTC