Report 0483.253 Code Beta
From : Astropath Multi-Voyeur
To : Inquisitor Axio
Subject : Possible Chaos infiltration of the SM Mailing List
Mon seigneur,
This is an extract of a message I've intercepted from the Space
Marine Mailing List, I thought that it would interest you.
>Once there was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White
>Bike,
>who went to his Chapter Master's house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike
>went to his Chapter Master.
> "Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter."
> "Well," said the Chapter Master, "If you want to marry my
>daughter, you'll have to climb the Mighty Ice Peaks of Ketrak."
> "Fair enough," said the Black and White Space Marine on the
>Black and White Bike, and he left the house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> And so the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike climbed the Ice Peaks of Ketrak, and six months later returned
>to
>his Chapter Master's house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike
>went to his Chapter Master.
> "Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter."
> "Well," said the Chapter Master, "If you want to marry my
>daughter, you'll have to slay the Fearsome Death-Monster of Otrt and
>bring me it's head."
> "Fair enough," said the Black and White Space Marine on the
>Black and White Bike, and he left the house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> And so the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike slew the Fearsome Death Monster of Otrt, and two weeks later
>returned to his Chapter Master's house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike
>went to his Chapter Master.
> "Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter.
>Here's the head of the Fearsome Death Monster of Otrt."
> "Well," said the Chapter Master, "If you want to marry my
>daughter, you'll have to swim the Acid Lake round the back of the
>house."
> "Fair enough," said the Black and White Space Marine on the
>Black and White Bike, and he left the house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> And so the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike swam across the Acid Lake, and ten minutes later returned to
>his
>Chapter Masters house.
> "Who are you?" Said the guard at the door.
> "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "What! Not THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White Bike?" Asked the guard.
> "Yes, THE Black and White Space Marine on the Black and
>White
>Bike," said the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike.
> "OK, pass." Said the guard.
> So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White
>Bike
>went to his Chapter Master.
> "Chapter Master," he said, "I want to marry your daughter."
> "OK."
>
>Thanks be to God for the Copy and Paste function...
>
The reference to a "Copy and Paste God" is cleary an Heresy and I
hope that the Ordo Malleus will be able to solve this problem.
Glory to the Emperor.
Astropath Multi-Voyeur.
After a long silence Inquisitor Axio stopped reading the incoming
report.
The Iron Wolf officier was waiting for his orders next to him with
patience and when he spoke no surprise appeared on his face.
Axio said :
- Virus Bomb!
- Immediatly sir, answered the Iron Wolf. The Chaos cultits of the
Space Marine Mailing List could not escape their doom...
;)
Francois Bruntz
Apprenti MIAGE (Universite Paris XII - IBM France)
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Received on Thu Sep 25 1997 - 06:56:56 UTC