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From: M� <egavas_at_...>
To: x <p_at_s.a>
Date: 05 August 1998 18:14
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Viruses
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>somewhat clever...
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>> > Viruses
>> >
>> > Ellen Degeneres virus - Your IBM suddenly claims
>> it's a MAC.
>> >
>> > Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of
>> your computer.
>> >
>> > Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down.
>> >
>> > Disney virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
>> >
>> > Mike Tyson virus - Quits after one byte.
>> >
>> > Prozac virus - Screws up your RAM but your
>> processor doesn't care.
>> >
>> > Sharon Stone virus - Makes a huge initial impact,
>> then you forget it's there.
>> >
>> > Lorena Bobbit virus - Turns your hard disk into a
>> 3.5 inch floppy.
>> >
>> > Tim Allen virus - Appears helpful, only to destroy
>> your hard drive upon
>> > contact.
>> >
>> > Woody Allen virus - Bypasses the motherboard and
>> turns on a daughter card.
>> >
>> > Saddam Hussein virus - Won't let you into any of
>> your programs
>> >
>> > Tonya Harding virus - Turns your .BAT files into
>> lethal weapons
>> >
>> > George Michaels virus - Runs its course,
>> occasionally releasing excess data
>> > buildup
>> >
>> > Joey Buttafuoco virus..............Only attacks
>> minor files
>> >
>> > X-files virus..............................All your
>> Icons start shapeshifting
>> >
>> > Spice Girl virus.........................Has no
>> real function, but makes a
>> > pretty desktop
>> >
>> > Ronald Reagan virus................Saves your data,
>> but forgets where it is
>> > stored
>> >
>> > Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus...........Searches your
>> hard drive for old files
>> > and deletes them
>> >
>> > Sony Bono virus......................Just when you
>> get surfing the web, a
>> > firewall appears out of nowhere
>> >
>> > Martha Stewart virus...............Takes all your
>> files, sorts them by
>> > catagory and folds them into cute little doilies to
>> be displayed on your
>> > desktop
>> >
>> > Oprah Winfrey virus................Your 200MB hard
>> drive suddenly shrinks
>> > to 80MB,and then slowly expands to 300MB
>> >
>> > AT&T virus..............................Every 3
>> minutes it tells you what
>> > great service you are getting
>> >
>> > MCI virus................................Every 3
>> minutes it reminds you
>> > that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus
>> >
>> > Arnold Schwarzenegger
>> virus.....................Terminates and stays
>> resident.
>> > It'll be back
>
>>
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