Re: [Epic] Eldar fashion

From: Jason Stephensen <J.Stephensen_at_...>
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 15:23:19 +1000 (EST)

>Now with all the bad-mouthing going around with the new Epic 40k, we all
>need to lighten up a bit. That's why I started this thread.

Hmmm... Bad mouthing GW vs Bad mouthing Eldar.... I'll take it up.

>I have a few questions about some stuff:
>- Why do the Eldar always wear dunce caps?

The answer is obvious. They are stupid.

>- What are the strands coming out behind the Howling Banshees' helmets? Is
>that supposed to be their hair?

Yes it is. You see the female elves are so annoyed with their men (well the
male of the elf species) that they are constantly uptight. You see the
average elf is a bit well, of a nice boy, not so interested in the girls.
This means that the elven girls don't have much of a choice when it comes to
those intimate problems. Now the girls that really like the boys get very
very very frustrated when they are shortchanged by the guys. These girls
become howling banshees. You see they are very very upset. This makes their
hair really really wild. It also explains the scream. And I don't wnat to
tell you the horrors inflicted on the captured men after battle. Well some
call them horrors anyway.

>Over its bloated, corpulent body the creature known as Santa
>Claus drapes a tunic the color of fresh blood...
                 Colonel Abrahms, 22nd NU-Atol Regiment
                 Rekartot Redbacks Senior Coach
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