[Epic] Australia, Australia, Australia, you bloody bewty

From: Jason Stephensen <J.Stephensen_at_...>
Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 15:19:13 +1000 (EST)

>So is anyone else upset that Jason didn't invite us all to his
>wedding! How unsociable!

I didn't think anyone could make it. Kelvin going, but he is within striking

> (I think he's still mad about the way we razed
>him over his "elite" imperial guard ;). Don't worry Colonel,
>you can still field your elite guard units. Unfortunately they're
>still called marines...

Hmmmm.... stinking glory seeking marines. The Guard are still the backbone,
not the self glorificating schmucks that marines are.

>Actually, I have wanted to visit down under. All those comercials about
>Australia and talk of kangaroos and koalas roaming the city streets
>got me interested in a visit (as soon as I find it on a map). What
>I want to know is how Australians react to american accents. Round
>about here, someone shows up with a foreign accent and it's an
>instant babe-magnet.

Hmmm...well I ove girls with South African or Irish accents. Somthing really
nice about them. Don't know exactly what it is, but it sounds great.

> I wanna know because the way I figure it
>(judging from the comericals), Australia is just chalk full of beaches
>blanketed by 6 foot tall beautiful blond women (with just the funniest
>accents you've ever heard ;).

We do have good looking girls, but it's just like the rest of the world,
we've go everything and I do mean everything. I think every nation and it's
dog has come to Australia at some time or another, so if you want some
variation, we can supply. And we have great accents, at least you can
understand us.

>I wonder if you can keep a kangaroo as a pet (just a little one).

Kangaroos, like koalas are not as nice to get close to as you might think.
Dogs, cats and fish are still better pets.

                 Colonel Abrahms, 22nd NU-Atol Regiment
                 Rekartot Redbacks Senior Coach
                   "He dosen't know what he wants.
                         He's Insane"
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