RE: [Epic] Painting Ork Detachments

From: <pentacle_at_...>
Date: Fri, 27 Feb 1998 17:19:26 -0500

At 12:47 PM 2/27/98 -0600, you wrote:
>
>> Sauron1 writes; Green Orks?
>>
>> Are they Photogenetic like plants too? Is this some GW deviation?
>> They
>> are always "Leathery" in LOTR and the rest of the Wargame world.
>>
>>
>--------We Have No Wish To Discuss The Works Of Some Non-Game Heretical
>Alternate Background. Orks Are Green. Even "Black Orcs" from Our WHFB
>game are Simply A Darker Shade Of Green. Non-Green Orks Are Usually The
>Product Of Economic Disadvantages and Bad Childhoods Which Must Be
>Corrected Or Eliminated At The First Opportunity. Feel Free To Apply For
>Re-Education At Any Local Games Workshop Store & Education Center.
> As For Leathery Things, If You Like Cows, We Suggest Warhammer
>Fantasy Battle => Chaos => Minotaurs, or Warhammer Quest, Which Also Has
>Minotaurs.
> As for "...the rest of the Wargame world", We Would Like To Know
>What Exactly You Believe This Statement To Mean. Are You Proposing That
>There Are Other Games? Really Now, You Need Not Concern Yourself With
>This Concept. Our Professionals Have Determined That There Are , In
>Fact, No Other Games. That Is All.
>
>Chris Miller

This was a statement from the Games Workshop Overlord Administration.
Sources close to the capital still leak information of the "Other Game"
cover-up. Several disapearances related to witnesses of these so called
other games, only tend to lend credability to the arising "Heretic Faction".

                                Aerich Frodoson ...GWNN Reporting
Received on Fri Feb 27 1998 - 22:19:26 UTC