Hello folks,
Last week my wife went to Maui for a business convention. So like any man
with a non-wargaming wife, I commandeered the kitchen table, dragged the TV
from the lounge, and sat down for some serious painting. In four days I
painted:
31 Land Raiders, 6 Vindicators, 6 Hellhounds, 3 Demolishers, 40 stands of
Marines, 6 Whirlwinds, 1 Thunderhawk, 8 Land Speeders, 5 Attack Bikes, 24
Rhinos, 1 Vampire Raider, 2 Pheonix bombers, 3 Nightwings, 12 Falcons, 1
Cobra, 4 Vypers, 2 Night Spinners, 6 Hive Tyrants, 6 Dactylis, 6
Zoanthropes, 6 Malefactors, 3 Exocrines, 3 Biovores, 4 Carnifexes, 1
Harridan, 12 Battlewagons, 6 Fighta Bombas, 3 Stompas, and 8 ruined buildings.
Now I can only see with the aid of the Hubble telescope, I have licked so
many brushes to a point that I will never taste anything other than Citadel
paint ever again, and I think I'm addicted to the Rickie Lake Show. But I
am strangely elated by my achievement.
So wifey returns and I show her the results of four eyeball-blasting days
work and what does she say? What does she buggery bollocking say?
"That's nice hon."
Bail was set at $50 000 and I have been ordered not to associate with
anyone wearing a red polo shirt and inane grin.
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"The important lesson is that you can get what
you want and still not be very happy"
Pope Cerebus
Get inside the mind of Richard Bright at:
http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/alley/2405
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Received on Sun Feb 01 1998 - 19:53:14 UTC